To choose order over disorder, or the reverse, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. -Principia Discordia
Guess what? As a sometimes socially unacceptable adult, I often swear, curse, talk about sex, and incite violence. Stories I tell are often ribald, and nothing I say is good for you. As such, if you're under 18, go and learn about the real world by digging dad's porn up out of its' hiding place like the rest of us did. Stop reading me. Dad's stash is far more interesting.